Just look at his eyes.
He seems like he has smoked a LOT of weed.
And he is a boss-ass bitch, bitch, bitch.
Hey you, all not-hetalians!
Come here and join the fandom.
Hetalia is love.
Hetalia is live.
NE NE PAPA.
I really wanna see the congratulations that Austria and Italy will give to their respective winners…
[Of course, North Italy.
ok, i’ll stop the bullying against Spain.] Not really.
i don’t want to watch tomorrow’s soccer game between brazil and mexico because i don’t want to see my team being destroyed. i thought the same thing during the olympics and mexico won sooo i’m not sure i wanna wake up and watch it….
Translation: I don’t wanna see how they fuck my team. /I know that feel, dude./
My dearest GerIta/Germancest/or any couple about Germany fans:
BLOODY HELL, GO TO FANFICTION OR DEVIANTART TO SEE ALL THE FUCKIN’ N’ CRAZY CHAOS OF THE FABULOUS 4 OF LUDWIG!
Half of the fandom of Hetalia be like: “France is not a rapist!” And the other half write fanfiction of England being violated by Francis.